{"id":1403,"date":"2019-11-01T14:30:14","date_gmt":"2019-11-01T14:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/?p=1403"},"modified":"2019-11-01T14:30:14","modified_gmt":"2019-11-01T14:30:14","slug":"canon-pixma-mp560","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/?p=1403","title":{"rendered":"Canon PIXMA MP560"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" src=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/printer.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1404\"\/><figcaption>Piece of shit<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I cannot stress enough how much I hate this printer.  The way it will totally randomly decide that a colour has run out every single god damned time you switch it on.  The way it kind of gives a gallic shrug if you decide to print to it &#8211; sometimes it will print, sometimes it just can&#8217;t be arsed and no amount of prodding, poking, resetting wifi connections or kneeling before it begging to just print ONE FUCKING page will do any good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well today enough was enough.  The kids seemed quite concerned at my hulk roar of rage but generally took it in their stride as I calmly unplugged the power cable, took it outside and used all my strength to smash this annoying piece of crap into many many [ but not enough ] pieces.  Fuck you Canon &#8211; I just bought a Brother laser printer that just works.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot stress enough how much I hate this printer. The way it will totally randomly decide that a colour has run out every single god damned time you switch it on. The way it kind of gives a gallic shrug if you decide to print to it &#8211; sometimes it will print, sometimes it &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/?p=1403\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Canon PIXMA MP560&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1403"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1405,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions\/1405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}