{"id":242,"date":"2008-06-04T12:05:15","date_gmt":"2008-06-04T12:05:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/2008\/06\/04\/be-still-my-twitching-sphincter\/"},"modified":"2008-06-04T12:05:15","modified_gmt":"2008-06-04T12:05:15","slug":"be-still-my-twitching-sphincter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/?p=242","title":{"rendered":"Be still my twitching sphincter"},"content":{"rendered":"

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They’ve arrived!!! They’ve arrived!!  I very nearly, but didn’t quite, poop in my knickers [ see earlier<\/a> ] with the excitement of receiving a box of 40 portions of the best noodles on the planet.  Paul Simkiss dropped by for lunch and relieved me of a bowl before walking off with four packets.  Jason Howarth has taken delivery of five packets and I’ve already had some.  So my supplies are rapidly dwindling!  It’s making me hungry just thinking about them.  I can’t think of anything better to do with a bowl, a fork and 500ml of hot water.  Get in!<\/p>\n

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They’ve arrived!!! They’ve arrived!!  I very nearly, but didn’t quite, poop in my knickers [ see earlier ] with the excitement of receiving a box of 40 portions of the best noodles on the planet.  Paul Simkiss dropped by for lunch and relieved me of a bowl before walking off with four packets.  Jason Howarth … <\/p>\n

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