{"id":252,"date":"2008-07-08T12:07:17","date_gmt":"2008-07-08T12:07:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/2008\/07\/08\/balls-and-king-kong\/"},"modified":"2008-07-08T12:07:17","modified_gmt":"2008-07-08T12:07:17","slug":"balls-and-king-kong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":"Balls and King Kong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div class=\"wlWriterSmartContent\" id=\"scid:887EC618-8FBE-DEAD-BEEF-2339AF2EC721:3ec64581-e83f-4811-ae45-ee25125b236f\" style=\"padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-left: 0px; float: none; padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-top: 0px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/img-1382-8x6.jpg\" title=\"\" rel=\"thumbnail\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/img-1382.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p>Quite a while ago Emma, myself, Amelia and Charlie all went to the zoo.&#160; Unfortunately there was this was this fat computer programmer who wanted to make some extra cash by selling dinosaur embryos on the black market.&#160; The result was that the electric fences were all out and as you can see the T-Rex and the errr big bird thing escaped.&#160; We barely managed to pose for this photo before we had to break out the guns, reboot the unix box and get helicoptered out alive.&#160; Believe me it was quite a day, I&#8217;m currently in talks with Spielberg about making it into a huge blockbuster movie.&#160; The working title is &quot;Southport zoo, the day the dinos escaped&quot; &#8211; but I think something snappier is needed, perhaps with Jurassic in the title or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quite a while ago Emma, myself, Amelia and Charlie all went to the zoo.&#160; Unfortunately there was this was this fat computer programmer who wanted to make some extra cash by selling dinosaur embryos on the black market.&#160; The result was that the electric fences were all out and as you can see the T-Rex &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/?p=252\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Balls and King Kong&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amelia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}