{"id":509,"date":"2012-05-23T14:51:18","date_gmt":"2012-05-23T14:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/?p=509"},"modified":"2012-05-23T14:51:18","modified_gmt":"2012-05-23T14:51:18","slug":"my-latest-erection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/?p=509","title":{"rendered":"My latest erection"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So a while ago, in a fit of mild craziness I decided it was a good idea to buy a parachute on the internet.  I bought it to make shelters and just generally mess around with in the garden rather than trying to jump off the roof of the house or anything.<\/p>\n<p>The first attempt at making a shelter from it was very impressive but ultimately a bit crap since it didn&#8217;t give any protection from the wind or the rain.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/2012\/05\/23\/my-latest-erection\/img_0828\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-510\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG_0828-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_0828\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-510\" srcset=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG_0828-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG_0828.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fortunately Aggy was up for the weekend so between the two of us ( after much discussion, tea and pondering ) we came up with version 2<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/2012\/05\/23\/my-latest-erection\/img_0830\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-511\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG_0830-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_0830\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-511\" srcset=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG_0830-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG_0830.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It took us a couple of hours to put it up and peg it out and a large part of that was trying to untangle the para-cord that Aggy managed to make a mess of when he threw the spindle over a branch and the end of the spindle fell off and all the para-cord spilled off into a horrendous knot.<\/p>\n<p>Next time it goes up it should take about 20mins to just put up and peg out.  <\/p>\n<p>When it came to taking it down and storing it I decided that the plastic bag it&#8217;s been living in for the past couple of months really wasn&#8217;t too good.  Fortunately it fits perfectly into my dry-bag.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/2012\/05\/23\/my-latest-erection\/img_0842\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-512\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG_0842-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_0842\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG_0842-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG_0842.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/2012\/05\/23\/my-latest-erection\/img_0843\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-513\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG_0843-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_0843\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-513\" srcset=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG_0843-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG_0843.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So a while ago, in a fit of mild craziness I decided it was a good idea to buy a parachute on the internet. I bought it to make shelters and just generally mess around with in the garden rather than trying to jump off the roof of the house or anything. The first attempt &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/?p=509\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My latest erection&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=509"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":517,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions\/517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junglefreedomfighters.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}