I don’t need no stinking omelette pan
Autumnal Fun
Oscilloscopes
Spent an awful long time trying to work out if my smoothieboard was giving me a decent PWM signal. The only way forward was to grab an oscilloscope.
Once I had an oscilloscope I had to work out how to use it. So I fired up an old raspberry pi. Wrote a bit of python to drive one of the GPIO lines and boom. We’re in business
Afternoon off
See Ya
Street food in China town
Fan Repair Failure
During the hot hot hot Summer our fan broke. One of the blades ripped itself free and over time another two just sort of fell off. The metal ummm thing that was holding the blades on must have just got old and tired. This is a job for my laser cutter, thought I.

I attached the blades….

and then attached the whole thing to the fan.

It was only at this moment, after several months thought and planning, did I notice that the arm of the metal thing was kind of angled…to kind of angle the blade and make it move air and stuff. The way mine is set up those blades are just going to efficiently slice through the air and make barely a draught.
Can I be bothered having another go at fixing it or does it just get recycled???
Making room for a new car
Saturday Mornings
Farewell Facebook
For a long time I’ve been an avid Facebook user. Posting several times a day. Slavishly checking for new updates every second of personal downtime. I even realised there was a gap in the Android market and wrote a Facebook Android App before Facebook got around to it. I got a cease and desist letter from FB lawyers but that’s another story.
Well, today I de-activated my account. Lost interest. Really can’t be arsed with the banality of it anymore. If I have anything exciting to share with the world then I’ll post it here…and the world won’t actually see it 🙂

I deleted my twitter account a few months ago too. So I appear to be following in the footsteps of Eric Cartman and dropping off all social media…well, it is all a bit shit really isn’t it?
Lakeland Wedding
My new view
Departed Souls
Flyboarding
My darling wife, in one of her many ploys to kill me, got me a flyboarding experience for my birthday. It took me quite a few attempts to get to the rank of complete novice that you see above, but it was a fantastic experience and one that everybody should have a go at.
Mousetrap
I managed to convince Dragan and Tom that they should join me for my monthly trip to the theatre for July. We saw the 26543rd performance of The Mousetrap.
It was awesomely awesome and I now understand why it’s the longest running play in London

Cooking on embers
We had loads of sticks on the garden after some tree surgeons came by to chop our trees back, so we went from this…

to this…

to this…

Little Lamb
Next step, chopsticks or Fur Elise or something
Scramble
In 1981 Konami released Scramble. A little like Image Fight a lot of my money went into this machine. Never got to finish it back then. Roll forward 35 years and after building my own cabinet, installing MAME, finishing the Metal Slug series and then Image Fight I set my sights on Scramble.
As you can see from the video I finally managed it. It was my last life, I was running out of fuel but boom. Got it.
Next up…..probably Ghosts ‘n Goblins
Metal Slug
A little while after building my arcade cabinet I got to hear about “Metal Slug”. This game is just all kinds of awesome.
Two-player co-op…check
Machine guns…check
Rocket launchers…check
Getting into tanks and blowing stuff up…..cccchhhheeecccckkkkk
But it didn’t work with my advmame due to the ridiculous situation that MAME is in with different versions of emulators and ROMs and all sorts of crap.
I’d pretty much given up on getting it to work when I thought I’d try one last time with RetroPie. After a bit of tinkering and working out which of the several supported emulators to try it in I got it working. I had to use the FBA emulator but it works perfectly. I’m now a happy happy man – especially since I have ROMs for Metal Slug2, Metal Slug3…..
Best Daddy in the whole world
I bought a 7 inch display that the Raspberry Pi connects to. I wasn’t entirely sure why I bought it but I thought it would come in useful at some point. Oliver had the bright idea that we could make it into a mini-arcade game for his room. Turns out he was right.
The speaker was a gift from a long time ago that has just been gathering dust and the USB joystick was a cheap purchase from Amazon to test using joysticks on the Raspberry Pi before building my cabinet.



















