Why the English hate the Scottish

Emma and I were driving back from our Easter break with Sharon and Stewart in Edinburgh.  Easter flipping Sunday and the Scottish police are out with their cameras generating revenue instead of sitting at home with their kids celebrating the day that the good lord climbed out of his cave or something.

The only good thing is…see that fella behind me in the big silver car – well we were racing and as the photographic evidence proves – Steeley wins!!

Here we have a good close up proving beyond any shadow of a doubt that Darren was driving when the skirt wearing haggis eating braveheart watching cock monkeys took the picture.  Seriously – 89mph and they get all arsey.  Unbelievable.