“You’re twisting my melon man”
A while ago I was minding my own business having a spot of breakfast when Shaun Ryder and Bez turned up on the BBC Breakfast sofa talking about an upcoming tour. There and then I bought tickets for the Manchester gig.
“Call the fucking cops there’s a Beswick in town”
I even bought a souveneir ticket for a few quid…
“It’s gotta be a loose fit”
Much fun was had by all and we weren’t disappointed by the egregious prices being charged for a beer!